Don't Make Me Switch to German Tee — Oversized Boxy Shirt
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This oversized boxy tee carries a sly, tongue-in-cheek attitude—half joke, half wardrobe staple. The simple line “Don’t make me switch to German” sits like a wink on soft, mid-weight cotton. It drapes with relaxed dropped shoulders and a roomy silhouette that moves with you: lounging on slow mornings, grabbing coffee between classes, or layering under a denim jacket for a city stroll. The feel is lived-in but refined—airlume combed cotton keeps the surface smooth while double-stitched hems hold up to repeated wear. Wear it when you want to make a playful statement without shouting, or when you want a comfortable tee that readies you for casual meetups, laid-back travel days, and lazy weekend rituals.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, smooth feel (fiber content varies by color)
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) offers structure without stiffness
- Relaxed, boxy silhouette with dropped shoulders for an easy, modern fit
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 | 26.75 | 28.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.25 | 31.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3010, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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